Homemade Valentine Bikini

Time for sexy fun

Okay, I thought I would post this in case there are any ladies without a sexy surprise for their lover. This is my own design and it is extremely easy to make, it is completely edible and will put a smile on your man's face and most importantly--YOURS!

First the ingredients, which can all be found at your local grocery store:

Small tubing of icing (Choose your flavor, Strawberry might be nice for this one).
Red color sugar crystals
Pilsbury Sugar cookie dough
1 bag of rope licorice (Strawberry, mmm)
Multi-color cake decorating gel


Baking instructions:

Make dough into a heart shape. It should be a little bigger than your private area. Don't make it tooooo thick or your bikini bottom will not stay up. You want to bake the cookie a bit longer than suggested, but take it out before it becomes burnt. Once the cookie is out of oven poke two holes at least the width of the licorice on each side of the heart (there should be 4 holes total). Allow the cookie to cool and harden. The earlier you bake the cookie the better. If you can, try to bake the cookie two days ahead so that it becomes hard (like your man will be when he sees you in it!).

While cookie is cooling:

Get topless. Use icing to make a heart on each breast just barely larger than each nipple. Make sure to fill in the hearts with icing. Next take colored sugar and sprinkle on nipples. (Very sexy!)

Top of bikini is done.

Once the cookie is hard, it is time to decorate using the decorating gels. I would write out a short-n-sweet message on mine like "My heart is yours".

Next, take 4 pieces of rope licorice and string it through each hole you made. Loop the string and carefully tie a knot to hold licorice in place. This is hard to describe, but it is easy to figure out. Make sure to leave enough length in the licorice to tie around your hips.

Finally, String up your bikini bottom. Place the heart right of over your lovely and gently tie the licorice around to your buttocks. If you can tie a bow great, but if not that's okay. Also, let a couple longer strands lay softly on your butt . It will be fun to play with later.

Alternative accessories:

White thigh highs and white high-heels, a pair of nice elegant earrings, and to be extra creative you can make a necklace out of the rope licorice. Suggestion: Use a NEW french tickler as the "jewel" or something else that is fun.

Like, I said this is my own creation. You should tweak it to your needs. Also, make sure you have a wet and a dry towel, two glasses of bubbly, and quite a few candles by the bed side.

Bon Appetit!